“Nice suit Mr President”
“It’s a great suit. I always wear great suits”
“Very bold to go with white sir”
“It’s grey. Always wear grey suits. It’s my colour”
“But excuse me sir, I think you are mistaken”
“Grey suits are business like. That’s why I only wear grey”
“But sir if you look in the mirror, You will see it’s white”
“I will see grey because it is”
“Sorry but sir, mirrors only show a reflection of what is”
“My mirrors show me wearing grey suits. You are mistaken. You are talking fake suits”
“I only report what I see sir and you are wearing a white suit”
“One of us is lying son and that’s you”
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